9:08PM
Haiku Movie Review Returns
Sunday, November 28, 2010 at 9:08PM | by Otter 
Pure Evil: Very slimming, goes anywhere.
If polyester and moves like this don't get you laid, just hang it up. SPIDERMAN IIISure, Pete: she'll trust you
Again. Chicks dig abusers
in black underwear.
SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER
Impassive dimple
above white polyester
wriggle-fest in Queens.
Impassive dimple
above white polyester
wriggle-fest in Queens.
I'll give you five minutes. Then we really have to go see The Illusionist.
Captain Picard and Gandalf match wits before tea. In a shocking development, British actors remain willing to take our money. Hugh Laurie somehow did not score the role of Wolverine: the Austrailians are also welcome to American dollars. There. I've explained the recession for you. Questions?THE ILLUSIONIST
Brooding Ed Norton
conjures prospective king out
of his underpants.
Brooding Ed Norton
conjures prospective king out
of his underpants.
X-MEN
Picard, Gandalf step
to each other, entourage
gets mutant freak on.
Picard, Gandalf step
to each other, entourage
gets mutant freak on.
Reader Comments (1)
Love and Other Drugs
Viagra salesman
and naked Anne Hathaway --
Plot was afterthought.