Haiku Movie Review: Jason Bourne

In response to a query about whether the Jason Bourne movies I blogged about are worth watching, I've decided that my reviews are way too wordy and not actually about the films, and should be condensed.  I will therefore periodically write movie reviews in Haiku.

THE BOURNE IDENTITY:

I can speak Deutsch, French,

break vertebrae with mad skilz.

WTF?

THE BOURNE SUPREMACY:

You killed my girlfriend.

Now see my vengeance roll on,

bloody steadicam.

THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM:

Bad men in suits, I

Come to learn my name. Beware.

I am Chief Bad-Ass.

Comments

[Jennifer in AZ]

I like.

[Sherry]

I can't stop laughing!

[Lizzie O'Cayce]

Thanks for the wayback machine tweet. Perhaps you can Haiku (note how I verbed it) movies like Tree of Life.

[Otter]

You got it, Lizzie!

[Julia]

Your movie review/ makes me want to go watch them/ was that your intent?