Haiku Movie Review: Period Pieces

Thursday, June 10, 2010 at 10:46 PM

10:46PM

Thursday, June 10, 2010 at 10:46PM | by

Go North, Young Man: Spaniard Plays Arab Playing Norseman.

THE 13th WARRIOR

Sure, Crichton: Arab
gets his Nordic on, drinks mead,
writes Beowulf. Right.

Pull My Finger. Flatulent Clavierist Cavorts

AMADEUS

Saliari’s quest
For hit drives him nuts, murd’rous.
Hit man for Wolfgang.

He’s Got Legs. He Knows How To Use Them.

300

We Spartans are bad
dudes, trounce Persian monkey-boys,
wear short skirts from Gap.

Career Ambition: Mad Woman In Attic

WIDE SARGASSO SEA

Rochester’s first wife
Gets all tropical. Come on,
Baby, light my fire.

tagged

Dang, Otter. You make me laugh.

June 11, 2010 |

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