Haiku Movie Review: The Entire Star Wars Series
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 at 11:00PM | by Otter 
STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE
Bad-ass villainy,
Jedi-Zen, cannot erase:
Vader said "Yippee!"
STAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE CLONES
Fetching Senator
seeks James-Dean-Meets-Errol-Flynn
Bad-ass villain. Combines devil and clowns and unbalanced Marine combat instructor. Strangely, I feel he is from the American Midwest originally. Perhaps Nebraska.
mystical bad-boy.
STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH
Boy named Ani gets
dark side on. Yoda, Obi,
balance Force and twins.
Admit it. They were on a poster on your wall when you were a kid. Am I projecting? Oh, hell.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE
Could this finale
Have been averted? Leia,
You knew they tracked you!
Dude, I am SO your father. Deal. Join the Dark Side and we'll play horsie.
"Greetings, Ewoks. My name is Leia and we are here to save your annoying planet! We can teach you disco!"STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Luke, annoying, goes
to school in swamp. Han gives girl
really cold shoulder.
STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI
Well, yes, those skills are
so-so: compare Jedi in
digitized prequel.
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Reader Comments (1)
ha ha ha, classic. Can you do one for the Lord of the Rings?