10:51PM
Certified: Every One Of These Is From A Paper I Have Graded Tonight
Thursday, September 29, 2011 at 10:51PM | by Otter Grading papers. Just thought I'd share.
It's better than jumping under a bus, I guess.
- These are one of the many problems that occur in today’s society.
One other are subject-verb agreement. But I think you meant "some."
- The Fall of Constantinople, which was the capital of the Byzantine Empire, was end the Roman Empire. By this time, Europeans started to be uncivilized.
Until the invention of the movable salad fork in 1450, and shortly afterward the invention of the definite article. The preposition was invented in 1750 by Samuel Johnson.
- On top of all four causes previously discussed there’s the most impacted cause of black on black crime, defecated family values.
Family values are for shit these days.
- Poverty is prevalent in most low income establishments.
Someone should look into that: there might be a relationship.
- Majority of humans surround themselves around people who share the same lifestyles and tax bracket. Therefore, communities of black citizens who surround themselves with other black citizens only have one type of person around for them to rape, abuse, rob or kill; a black male or female.
Deplorable lack of choice. The one type of person, however, comes in two types: male and female.
- Marines are born by the Continental Congress and bred for battle on November 10, 1775. In WWI during Battle of Belleau Wood they were given the nickname “Devil Dogs.” One of the most battle tested toughest test given to a marine to see if he is ready to join his band of brother in the corps.
This is one of the most battled tested toughest tests given to a teacher. Semper Proofread.
- The responsibility of raising a child makes the boy results back to acting like a child.
I don't know where to begin.
- With thousands of years of the U.S. nation fighting and debating about this serious and controversial subject, there are still numerous counts of black on black crime in America.
For millions of years, the United States nation has been grappling with illiteracy.
- The males are also lacking the responsibility of getting their education.44% of black males are considered functional liberates... These reasons are so common that the average black male mother has it in her head that her son will end up either dead or in jail.
"Functional liberates"? "Male mother"? They don't fucking pay me enough.
tagged New Orleans, Student Writing, Teaching in Education
New Orleans, Student Writing, Teaching in Education 
Reader Comments (9)
We laughed until tears poured from our eyes. Priceless. Thank you. You made us feel better about our jobs, and that takes something. We haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Ouch! It hurts!
(and I'm so sorry...)
No, they don't pay you nearly enough. But you made me laugh. Now I know why my daughter was teacher's favorite when she took English Comp at the community college.
I've wants to read things like these one for millennia. My homeschoolled childs is much more liberate than this!
If it makes you feel any better the President of my former college writes like this. So, it seems, in Louisiana you can go far without a command of language,
Wow. Poor you. These are awful. I'm feeling great about my kids' liberary skills today. Thank you.
Ouch. To laugh, or to cry? That is the question.
Some of these look like they were written on an i-Phone using auto-correct. Come to think of it...
This caused me physical pain to read. I apologize on behalf of my generation.
(My roommate, who is looking over my shoulder, says "Me too.")
What??