Ecumenical Hammer Council
Monday, February 6, 2012 at 6:38PM | by Otter From the Forums:
I wonder if whether we can worship a god that is not all powerful (or conversely only all powerful) depends on how we view and respond to power, and authority. If we need the hammer, so to speak, to stay in line, perhaps we can respond and view with respect and worship, those who can bring the hammer down - hell, etc. If we don’t need that, a god who embodies all good and is all loving might be more easy to worship.
St. MC Athanasius: What God did not hammah, He did not redeem
Laayyydies (well, we got no laaayyydies todaaay!) ‘n’ GENTLEmens!
WELCOME to the FIRST ECUMENICAL COUNCIL! [thunderous applause]
It’s HAMMAH time!
Can’t touch dis!
My my emperor hits me so hard
Makes me say, “Oh, my Lord,
Thank you for my omnis
with a mind to finda paraclete”
It feels good when you know you’re damned
a supervenient providential spam
Gimme my omni-POTENS crutch
This is a doctrine (uh) you can’t touch.
I tol’ you, homeboy,
you can’t touch this
Yeah, that’s how we orthodox, and you know
you can’t touch this
Break it down.
Stop: hammer time.
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Reader Comments (1)
Nice nice baby.