Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 6:01AM | by Otter Imagine talking to your friends and spouses that way: "I just want to ask you, Ted, *tsk* that you be Ted in my life. And I want to tell you *tsk*, Ted, that we give you, Dear Ted, just *tsk* all the glory..."
Personally, if one of my friends talked to me that way, I'd deck them after five minutes. Die, you son of a whore.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 at 8:26AM | by Otter In fact, I’d say that my siblings and I are pretty useless for any practical purpose.
I think it’s because we had a perfect storm growing up: our parents had money, we all had faith, and we all had a tremendous amount of fun.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 at 5:18PM | by Otter 
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