Otter Shops At Crazy Joe Banks
Saturday, July 16, 2011 at 7:01AM | by Otter 
Joseph A. Banks.
WTF?
My favorite linen shirts (that go well untucked with jeans and Birkenstocks and come in Navy and in white and in khaki and no thank you not in black because we are not a gigolo) are normally a hundred dollars, until they're not and I get two cheaper than a t-shirt at Jazz Fest. I love 'em: most comfortable thing in the world.
Then I buy them online because I don't like to drive out to the store where everybody looks like the Drones Club and I look like Nirvana's bassist (only at 43) and I get emails that say your beautiful suits are a thousand dollars or whatever but because Crazy Joe is Crazy Insane I can have three just for the price of one, and because he's crazy, Joe is gonna throw in a tie and did he say a tie? He meant five ties. And I'm gonna need a shirt with that. Crazy Joe screams "I must be crazy!" and throws in two shirts.
Tomorrow, it'll be five-for-one.
And then my linen shirts will be a hundred dollars again and the really good suits cannot be had for less than a grand.
But I'll wait, you crazy man: the linen slacks will be mine. They will be mine.
Note: This is the first ever RipChurch post with a tag for "Clothes."
