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5:00AM

Haiku Movie Review: The Last Airbender

Cool powers, fruity

plot; Jedi, Eastern clichés:

Grasshopper grows up.

(Editor’s note: Cool themes. But from the accents, all the Asians and Anglos come from San Francisco and the Indians from Michigan. Whenever the Water Master speaks, mentally add the word “Dude” to the end of his sentences.)

4:35PM

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel: Beyond Haiku

Marigolds: Maggie Smith, Ronald Pickup, Bill Nighy, Penelope Wilton (Yes, We Know Who You Are), Celia Imrie, Judi Dench, Tom WilkinsonLife holds no more promise for you, if you’re named “John Madden” and you’re given an all-star Brit ensemble cast to direct that includes Judi Dench and Maggie Smith.  

Can anything with both Judi Dench and Maggie Smith ever be really bad?  The answer is, “No,” and that knowledge will sustain you through the rather drab and formulaic first forty minutes or so of The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.  I can’t promise you’ll have the deepest cinema experience of your life, but there’s a quiet gentle touch to the movie that I loved: it doesn’t rip you wide open.  It suggests feelings, like memories, rather than pounding you with them.

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2:57PM

"The Hunger Games": Authority & Victims

The Hunger Games is out, and pretty freaking good. 

Who’s really in charge, here…?

From The Filmblog at The Guardian (UK):

Our version of Big Brother, unlike Orwell’s, is the product of the free choice of both its viewers and participants. It wasn’t created by corporate monsters or the military-industrial complex to keep us in our place. If, as The Hunger Games seems to imply, reality TV is an evil opiate for the masses, we’re eagerly doping ourselves. Panem’s problem is straightforward compared with our own: sadly, the failings of our free society are our own fault, and can only be addressed on that basis.

Nonetheless, the film sticks to the comforting message that misery stems from the actions of the authorities. Its protagonists are the innocent victims of a system that they’re powerless to influence. Its target audience, the young, are invited to pride themselves on the blameless nobility of their age-group, but not expected to interrogate the realities of their world, or question their own passion for The X Factor.

The anonymous blogger here points out an artistic / philosophical weakness in the film (and the book, I think): the picture of tyranny in it is vastly oversimplified.

“Only I keep wishing I could think of a way to…to show the Capitol they don’t own me. That I’m more than just a piece in their Games,” says Peeta Mellamark.   This is the struggle of the victim against the system, truly enough. 

But the blogger doesn’t go far enough:

“It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’ What do you suppose that means?” ‘it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet.”If you reflect for any time at all on entertainment in history, there’s a complex relationship between tyranny and victims.  We collude with authorities, yes…. but are we really growing unaware that the authorities have a vested interest in keeping the population passive? 

Did anybody fail to notice that our collusion in our own inactivity serves somebody very powerful?

2:28PM

Nunsploitation Films And The True Sexual Conscience of Religion

We’ve all had that experience when we’ve been watching a nunsploitation film and wondered, “What collision between a religious conscience and libertinism does this genre represent?  How does it relate to the individual and collective conscience about sex, and what does it have to do with the fact that this allegedly medieval nun is wearing nail-polish and sporting a navel-piercing?”

Reflections on the nunsploitation genre, sex, Catholicism, guilt, French literature, Freud, and conscience.

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8:19AM

Tintin CanCan 

When I was a kid, I used to read the comic-book adventures of Tintin, the boy journalist. I still have a lot of them.

Those were happy escapes, and still can be when the right mood is on.

I think that since the days of the old Buck Rogers, Superman and Tarzan serials, audiences have had a weird relationship with movies made from comics and novels that we typically read by flashlight under the covers. Those media allow us to go slowly, to build the action in our imagination.

Film adaptations zoom ahead, imagining for us, giving characters a voice of their own. To some degree, such films depend on being serialized: we live with those characters in the theater of the imagination, and they cannot be done justice in small doses.

Spielberg and Jackson's Tintin has a lot to recommend it as a film that respects the boy who reads by flashlight.

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11:33AM

Voyeur of the Dawn Treader

I have to admit, I haven't been crazy about the Narnia films, but this one looks better than the first two.  I think I already know what its major weakness will be, though: it's trying too hard to find a Really Big Purpose for the voyage ("You are all about to be tested... you've got an extraordinary destiny! The fate of Narnia depends on you!") instead of just going with the book: honor, its difficulties, and its costs and rewards.

Time will tell...  

 

2:59AM

Film Review With Adult Beverage: UP & Primal Scream

While I think it's right that Carl should learn to live again, and to see his life with Ellie as a process of love that never dies rather than an achievement he has now accomplished, the Carl who loved Ellie is not so much transformed by that love as erased.  Now he has a new life. 

Maybe that's the way these things go.

Maybe we gain amnesia as well as dementia.

I hope not.

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12:01PM

Prince of Persia: Movie Review With Adult Beverage

My nephews are in town, and as it was rainy and drab we decided to go watch people killing each other.

So in we went to see The Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

First the Haiku movie review…

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